If you were at a friends house and you found a dead cockroach in your salad,what would you do?

I would probably first scream then I would get all mad and take it out on the friend and say like your house is so dirty because look you have cockroaches in the salad then i would take a kleenex or a paper get mad and then throw the cockroach on my friends plate and ask how would you like it if you came to my house and saw this I wouldn't let her answer and say i'm never coming here again leave the house and slam the door.